END OF LIFE

My life feels over. Some people say life is a journey. If that’s so, I have ‘travel sickness’ and I want off.

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RUN RABBIT, RUN RABBIT, RUN, RUN, RUN…

Paul Nuttall, Deputy Fuhrer of the UKIP National Socialist Partei - Hands Up, Baby hands up...:) Busted: For you the war is over!

Paul Nuttall, Deputy Fuhrer of the UKIP National Socialist Partei – Busted: For you ze war is over!

Following the ‘phenomenal’ (read 99.9 per cent tabloid mainstream media baron junta generated) rise to power of Ukip at the recent Euro elections, we at Becky Transsexual became kinda bored and decided to investigate what Ukip’s attitude towards transgender people was. In retrospect, I suppose I could have just keyed in Nicole Sinclair into YouTube and found out there and then…

Anyways, turns out the main attitude is that they’re really scared of us. Found their Deputy Partei Fuhrer, Paul Nuttall’s site, (i.e. the skinheady guy in the photo above), and apparently in a post called ‘Transgender Queries’ (oh, ho, ho, ho see what he did there, folks!) he’s terrified that there happens to be an organisation for transgender people in his village.

When I posted a question on his site’s thread below asking just why he was so scared – and also if the rumours were true that Ukip are actually funded from Moscow via the Kremlin as part of a wider strategy by Vladimir Putin to undermine western European democracies by creating the Trojan Horse of a pro-Russian political bloc within the EU, Comrade Paul seems to have promptly banned me from having access to his site;)

Curiously, my tiny innocent little er…*transgender query* seems to have had as much impact as a platoon of hardened allied paratroopers arriving at a Hitler Youth swastika-bedecked teddy bear’s picnic circa 1944. My word, what is this: a Graeme Greene novel?! But, yeah…Don’t panic, don’t panic!!! Anyone would think y’all secretly a bunch of FSB spies trying to infiltrate the UK on behalf of them Russiyians or somethin’, eh boy?!!!

One thing’s for sure, though: they certainly don’t like it up ‘em, do they? Yikes, even the previously ever-accommodating skinhead scene nowadays…! Oh well, keep calm, carry on! lol:)

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VIVA CONCHITA!

Transphobes: Null Pointe.

Congratulations Conchita, you did us proud last night:)

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HEY, TEACHER, LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE!

Five-year-old Romeo banned from after school club

Five-year-old Romeo banned from after school club

Saw this item http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2623174/The-five-year-old-boy-banned-church-likes-wear-pretty-dresses.html …in the news the other day about a five-year-old boy who has been banned from a Catholic after-school club for young kids purely because he likes to wear a dress. Apparently, the ‘excuse’ rolled out by the minister in charge of the club – one Mrs Bex Venables – is that five-year-old Romeo (pictured above) is likely to confuse the other children and she, and her Church’s powers-that-be, theorise that it’s possible that exposure to gender diversity at such a young age could have the potential to do kids irrevocable harm.

All utter tosh of course, because it’s simply just another excuse for organised religion’s intolerance of not only LGBTQ people, but also anything that challenges patriarchal gender stereotypes and the very much man-made sexist status quo.

Besides, if the Church were really concerned about potential harm being done to children then one might have reasonably assumed that they would have acted much sooner and quicker against the paedophiles in their midst instead of going to such great lengths to cover up the scandalous child abuse that has existed inside their institutions and organisations for millennia, nicht wahr?

Nope, it seems that they prefer much more to persecute, bully and ostracise poor little innocent five-year-olds. Plus taking candy from a baby is soooo much easier. However, forcing a child who prefers to wear a dress into trousers or vice versa forcing a child who prefers to wear trousers into a skirt IS child abuse – and such gendering of children against their will needs to be stopped NOW!

Fortunately, Romeo is lucky to have wonderfully supportive parents who have the important ability to think outside the box. Personally, I hope they sue the arse off the sexist/transphobic adults who run this gender fascist club and get it closed down as our children deserve better than this!!!

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…AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: THE ANTI-SEMITIC CHAUVINIST PIG SKETCH

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Once-upon-a-time, post-Auschwitz it was bad enough that neo-Nazis and anti-Semites even still existed but as if that weren’t sad enough there’s now a profoundly disturbing new trend: The Jewhater that is cringeworthingly embarrassing!

Meet our crazy mixed-up horse-eating Gallic cousin Dieudonne M’bala M’bala; friend to compatriot holocaust denier Robert Faurisson, darling of the snobby traditionally anti-Semitic left bank Parisian bourgeois self-proclaimed intelligentsia, Jewhater, pretentious prick, loser, bully, fascist collabo and Nazi. Oh, and did I mention ‘comedian’? No, I didn’t actually. Well that’s a fair, comprehensive assessment then:)

Undoubtedly a man of many parts, though – although none allegedly assembled via slave labour at the infamous Krupp factory but nevertheless inclusive of at least more than one face – he has achieved the ranks of international celebrity through being the inventor of his own brand new Nazi salute; the so-called ‘Quenelle’ which has become the latest sensation to catch on with Nazi schmucks and assorted idiots everywhere (but particularly in France).

Odin in Valhalla: I bet Adolf’s down there in Hades kicking himself wondering how many unfriends he could have got had they had Facebook in his day! Monsieur Diuedonne’s fame first spread beyond France to the rest of Europe and is now soon to hit the good ol’ US of A where rumour has it he has already been affectionately adopted by the KKK as their beloved Uncle Remus. (*Apparently they only get scared on Halloween when he takes the white ghost hood off!)

The Quenelle’s fame has even spread to the ‘No horsemeat please we’re British’ set as well, ‘courtesy’ of French football player Anelka who plays for West Brom (they’re supposed to be a big side so my friend tells me;). Apparently, Monsieur Anelka did one in the middle of a game in front of everyone and although the great and the good in the football world threw up their arms in horror they won’t kick him off the team because apparently he’s worth a lot of money as they bought him at a very expensive price. If this may sound alarmingly like slavery, I’m sure he’s cool with that though – as people who celebrate victories by presenting Nazi salutes are usually more into Hitler than Abraham Lincoln – and, hey, if you’re black and you believe in a system of racial superiority with white ‘aryans’ at the top of the pyramid then you sadly ain’t likely to challenge it, eh? Besides, although he may have the one talent that he can do with his feet I guess it’s just far too much to expect him to be to do anything in excess of two things with his hands – the one being ridiculous gestures like this and the other…well, the other we probably don’t really want to know about, thank you very much(!) As for how he can use his head – if it’s other than heading a ball…for fuck’s sake he’s a footballer: we’d best forget it, eh;)

Dieudonne & Anelka - Le Nouveau Double Act

Dieudonne & Anelka – Le Nouveau Double Act

Despite his swiftly new-found renown and adoration as being the most famous French Nazi showbiz collaborator since Maurice Chevalier, Fuhrer Dieudonne remains a remarkably modest about it all. Preferring to describe himself as an ‘anti-Zionist’ as opposed to Nazi Jew-hating Reichobersturmfuhrer (or whatever), he plays down the salute he’s invented as merely an ‘up yours’ to supporters of Israel – offering a Quenelle gesture to somebody is symbolic of informing them of your desire to forcefully insert a rugby ball shaped French item of food up their into their anus, nothing to do with the Nazis. All good, clean fun and a great way to spend an evening Dieudonne insists. His definition of ‘Supporters of Israel’ is however nevertheless a rather ‘liberal’ one as admittedly it does tend to extend to all Jewish people, holocaust victims, the whole of the media, world leaders, political establishment, military, bankers, industrials, sarcastic transsexuals on the internet – whom, of course, he insists control everything…er, yes er…EVERYTHING!

Q. What do middle class idiots do whilst on recreation?  A. Why, be a prat of course!

Q. What do middle class idiots do whilst on recreation? A. Why, be a prat of course!

Never mind, despite this thanks for being at pains to reassure us here at Beckytranssexual that you’re not a Nazi anyway, mon petit.

So there we have it, suppose I better pleasure him with some ad space: Dieudonne M’bala M’bala, comedian – now available for weddings, christenings, funerals and bah mitzvahs (okay, well maybe not bah mitzvahs).

But what do I care?! Since I’m apparently incredibly powerful, influential, well-connected and fabulously wealthy…WTF: I’ll hire Woody Allen!

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CERBERUS IS BROKE…HA HA HA:)))!

Well, well, well the curse must be working as over at the Sadly No blog it turns out that Cerberus is broke and is now reduced to begging for money over the internet. LOL…that’s great news and utterly hilarious. I look forward enthusiastically to this degenerate scumbag becoming homeless, followed by a slow and excruciatingly painful demise. Ha ha ha…best news I’ve had in ages:)!

Funniest thing of all though, is apparently that people are actually paying money to what is clear to anyone with the tiniest amount of common sense an obvious inveterate and unscrupulous professional liar and con artist. Seems these privileged fuckers have got more money than sense (and I doubt they ever had to work for a living to earn it.) Wot a scrounging parasitical pond scum you are, ‘Cerb’.

This is tooooo funny, though and let’s raise a glass and hope that Cerberus’s situation goes from bad to worse. And, yep, as for me ‘I’m in the money’ and am I gonna be whistling the song above all day…? You betcha!;)

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SNIDE AND PREJUDICE

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Two recent news stories highlight the limitations of equality legislation when it comes to the still fairly common existence of irrational prejudices such as racism and sexism – which sadly refuse to disappear.

Martha-Renee Kolleh who owns the Yeanon Café located in Ossett, West Yorkshire (pictured above) first became suspicious that the colour of her skin was an issue with some people when she noticed a higher than normal percentage of potential customers poke their head round the door to look inside and then going away as soon as they looked at her. In order to check that she wasn’t being paranoid she hired a white woman and, voila, found that suddenly this happened to a far lesser extent. Of course, one of the most frustrating aspects of this racism is that profound irrational prejudices can’t be legislated against.

Ms. Kolleh did, however, do something and put up a really witty sign in her window basically informing people that if they wanted to miss out on good food and drink just because they were racist then they needn’t bother poking their head around the door(!) Now what’s the betting that if she’d put up a sign outside her café reading: ‘WE DON’T SERVE WHITE PEOPLE’ (which, of course, under equality legislation would be illegal), the very same racists who didn’t want to frequent an establishment run by a black person would be amongst the most vociferous to demand entry and ironically probably now be rushing to take her to court for racial discrimination!!!

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Our second recent case of stupidity based on illogical prejudices involves 18-year-old Hannah Miller (pictured above) a trainee mechanic who has had some 50 job applications rejected – with nothing whatsoever to do with the quality of her work – but, purely, it appears, because she happens to be female. In one case she was even told by the manager interviewing her that he couldn’t offer her a job because his wife would become jealous if she knew he was working with a “girl”! In another instance – and in what has to be one of the most pathetic excuses for workplace sexism ever – a prospective employer informed her that it would be against *health and safety* to hire her because they didn’t have separate changing facilities and toilets for women!!

I can vouch that this does go on. I have personal experience of this, not only as a transsexual woman, but I’ve also seen it happen to cispeople too.

I have a male friend who’s a qualified secretary and during the time he was unemployed applied for around 200 secretarial jobs. He conscientiously and patiently sent off perfectly-crafted application forms and curriculum vitae every day; he had a high standard of English plus all the relevant qualifications and experience, and in his frantic quest to find secretarial work even applied for much lower-paid, less skilled positions – such as junior typist. He did this for about a year with no joy, despite his diligent efforts not one offer of interview materialised – in fact, around 70 per cent didn’t even bother to send a rejection letter.

Then one day, he did something slightly different: instead of putting his first (male) name on the application form he just put the initial making it impossible for the employer to know what sex he was. About two days later, a letter arrives through his door offering him an interview, but addressed to a Ms xxxxxxx. Apparently, he tells me that it was so funny to see the look of shock on the male boss’s face when he got there and how this nervously sweaty guy felt the need to go off, entirely unprompted, into this long-winded spiel about how the organisation was an equal opportunities employer and would employ anyone on merit irrespective of irrelevant factors such as gender, race, sexuality blah-blah-blah – whilst meantime one of the secretaries pulled faces behind him, shook her head and rolled her eyes as if to say…”you really wouldn’t want to work in this dumphole, honey!”

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