…AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: THE ANTI-SEMITIC CHAUVINIST PIG SKETCH

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Once-upon-a-time, post-Auschwitz it was bad enough that neo-Nazis and anti-Semites even still existed but as if that weren’t sad enough there’s now a profoundly disturbing new trend: The Jewhater that is cringeworthingly embarrassing!

Meet our crazy mixed-up horse-eating Gallic cousin Dieudonne M’bala M’bala; friend to compatriot holocaust denier Robert Faurisson, darling of the snobby traditionally anti-Semitic left bank Parisian bourgeois self-proclaimed intelligentsia, Jewhater, pretentious prick, loser, bully, fascist collabo and Nazi. Oh, and did I mention ‘comedian’? No, I didn’t actually. Well that’s a fair, comprehensive assessment then:)

Undoubtedly a man of many parts, though – although none allegedly assembled via slave labour at the infamous Krupp factory but nevertheless inclusive of at least more than one face – he has achieved the ranks of international celebrity through being the inventor of his own brand new Nazi salute; the so-called ‘Quenelle’ which has become the latest sensation to catch on with Nazi schmucks and assorted idiots everywhere (but particularly in France).

Odin in Valhalla: I bet Adolf’s down there in Hades kicking himself wondering how many unfriends he could have got had they had Facebook in his day! Monsieur Diuedonne’s fame first spread beyond France to the rest of Europe and is now soon to hit the good ol’ US of A where rumour has it he has already been affectionately adopted by the KKK as their beloved Uncle Remus. (*Apparently they only get scared on Halloween when he takes the white ghost hood off!)

The Quenelle’s fame has even spread to the ‘No horsemeat please we’re British’ set as well, ‘courtesy’ of French football player Anelka who plays for West Brom (they’re supposed to be a big side so my friend tells me;). Apparently, Monsieur Anelka did one in the middle of a game in front of everyone and although the great and the good in the football world threw up their arms in horror they won’t kick him off the team because apparently he’s worth a lot of money as they bought him at a very expensive price. If this may sound alarmingly like slavery, I’m sure he’s cool with that though – as people who celebrate victories by presenting Nazi salutes are usually more into Hitler than Abraham Lincoln – and, hey, if you’re black and you believe in a system of racial superiority with white ‘aryans’ at the top of the pyramid then you sadly ain’t likely to challenge it, eh? Besides, although he may have the one talent that he can do with his feet I guess it’s just far too much to expect him to be to do anything in excess of two things with his hands – the one being ridiculous gestures like this and the other…well, the other we probably don’t really want to know about, thank you very much(!) As for how he can use his head – if it’s other than heading a ball…for fuck’s sake he’s a footballer: we’d best forget it, eh;)

Dieudonne & Anelka - Le Nouveau Double Act

Dieudonne & Anelka – Le Nouveau Double Act

Despite his swiftly new-found renown and adoration as being the most famous French Nazi showbiz collaborator since Maurice Chevalier, Fuhrer Dieudonne remains a remarkably modest about it all. Preferring to describe himself as an ‘anti-Zionist’ as opposed to Nazi Jew-hating Reichobersturmfuhrer (or whatever), he plays down the salute he’s invented as merely an ‘up yours’ to supporters of Israel – offering a Quenelle gesture to somebody is symbolic of informing them of your desire to forcefully insert a rugby ball shaped French item of food up their into their anus, nothing to do with the Nazis. All good, clean fun and a great way to spend an evening Dieudonne insists. His definition of ‘Supporters of Israel’ is however nevertheless a rather ‘liberal’ one as admittedly it does tend to extend to all Jewish people, holocaust victims, the whole of the media, world leaders, political establishment, military, bankers, industrials, sarcastic transsexuals on the internet – whom, of course, he insists control everything…er, yes er…EVERYTHING!

Q. What do middle class idiots do whilst on recreation?  A. Why, be a prat of course!

Q. What do middle class idiots do whilst on recreation? A. Why, be a prat of course!

Never mind, despite this thanks for being at pains to reassure us here at Beckytranssexual that you’re not a Nazi anyway, mon petit.

So there we have it, suppose I better pleasure him with some ad space: Dieudonne M’bala M’bala, comedian – now available for weddings, christenings, funerals and bah mitzvahs (okay, well maybe not bah mitzvahs).

But what do I care?! Since I’m apparently incredibly powerful, influential, well-connected and fabulously wealthy…WTF: I’ll hire Woody Allen!

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CERBERUS IS BROKE…HA HA HA:)))!

Well, well, well the curse must be working as over at the Sadly No blog it turns out that Cerberus is broke and is now reduced to begging for money over the internet. LOL…that’s great news and utterly hilarious. I look forward enthusiastically to this degenerate scumbag becoming homeless, followed by a slow and excruciatingly painful demise. Ha ha ha…best news I’ve had in ages:)!

Funniest thing of all though, is apparently that people are actually paying money to what is clear to anyone with the tiniest amount of common sense an obvious inveterate and unscrupulous professional liar and con artist. Seems these privileged fuckers have got more money than sense (and I doubt they ever had to work for a living to earn it.) Wot a scrounging parasitical pond scum you are, ‘Cerb’.

This is tooooo funny, though and let’s raise a glass and hope that Cerberus’s situation goes from bad to worse. And, yep, as for me ‘I’m in the money’ and am I gonna be whistling the song above all day…? You betcha!;)

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SNIDE AND PREJUDICE

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Two recent news stories highlight the limitations of equality legislation when it comes to the still fairly common existence of irrational prejudices such as racism and sexism – which sadly refuse to disappear.

Martha-Renee Kolleh who owns the Yeanon Café located in Ossett, West Yorkshire (pictured above) first became suspicious that the colour of her skin was an issue with some people when she noticed a higher than normal percentage of potential customers poke their head round the door to look inside and then going away as soon as they looked at her. In order to check that she wasn’t being paranoid she hired a white woman and, voila, found that suddenly this happened to a far lesser extent. Of course, one of the most frustrating aspects of this racism is that profound irrational prejudices can’t be legislated against.

Ms. Kolleh did, however, do something and put up a really witty sign in her window basically informing people that if they wanted to miss out on good food and drink just because they were racist then they needn’t bother poking their head around the door(!) Now what’s the betting that if she’d put up a sign outside her café reading: ‘WE DON’T SERVE WHITE PEOPLE’ (which, of course, under equality legislation would be illegal), the very same racists who didn’t want to frequent an establishment run by a black person would be amongst the most vociferous to demand entry and ironically probably now be rushing to take her to court for racial discrimination!!!

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Our second recent case of stupidity based on illogical prejudices involves 18-year-old Hannah Miller (pictured above) a trainee mechanic who has had some 50 job applications rejected – with nothing whatsoever to do with the quality of her work – but, purely, it appears, because she happens to be female. In one case she was even told by the manager interviewing her that he couldn’t offer her a job because his wife would become jealous if she knew he was working with a “girl”! In another instance – and in what has to be one of the most pathetic excuses for workplace sexism ever – a prospective employer informed her that it would be against *health and safety* to hire her because they didn’t have separate changing facilities and toilets for women!!

I can vouch that this does go on. I have personal experience of this, not only as a transsexual woman, but I’ve also seen it happen to cispeople too.

I have a male friend who’s a qualified secretary and during the time he was unemployed applied for around 200 secretarial jobs. He conscientiously and patiently sent off perfectly-crafted application forms and curriculum vitae every day; he had a high standard of English plus all the relevant qualifications and experience, and in his frantic quest to find secretarial work even applied for much lower-paid, less skilled positions – such as junior typist. He did this for about a year with no joy, despite his diligent efforts not one offer of interview materialised – in fact, around 70 per cent didn’t even bother to send a rejection letter.

Then one day, he did something slightly different: instead of putting his first (male) name on the application form he just put the initial making it impossible for the employer to know what sex he was. About two days later, a letter arrives through his door offering him an interview, but addressed to a Ms xxxxxxx. Apparently, he tells me that it was so funny to see the look of shock on the male boss’s face when he got there and how this nervously sweaty guy felt the need to go off, entirely unprompted, into this long-winded spiel about how the organisation was an equal opportunities employer and would employ anyone on merit irrespective of irrelevant factors such as gender, race, sexuality blah-blah-blah – whilst meantime one of the secretaries pulled faces behind him, shook her head and rolled her eyes as if to say…”you really wouldn’t want to work in this dumphole, honey!”

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YUPPY ROAD

Tuesday, must be India

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FAKER

http://frankdisalleisadummy.wordpress.com/

Oh dear, someone’s paranoid. FYI information Dennis and I are two different people. Two different people who can’t stand you and your transphobic, anti-Semitic, racist, sexist, misogynistic, classist and generally crap blog. So enough with the misgendering already, dickface.

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THE REAL SUSAN AKSU REVEALED

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Oh dear, well looky here – this internet character check didn’t take long(!) Susan Aksu has published a video on her youtube channel in which she calls Jews ‘stinky’ and refers to working class black Americans as ‘rats’. Voila!

Wot a charmer, eh?!

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PLASTIC NARCISSUS

Read all about it: narcissistic  plastic Barbie dolls whines over fake trolls.

Read all about it: narcissistic plastic Barbie doll whines over fake trolls.

http://guppyroad.wordpress.com/2013/02/03/its-cool-to-troll-and-all/

Oh, really? So you don’t consider violent bullies like Richard L Griffith posting highly offensive terms for mentally-handicapped people on your blog like ‘retard’ rude posts? You can post his replies, insults and assumptions towards me and my people but when I posted a reply defending myself you deleted it.

What a pathetic hypocrite you are, “Susan” (and since the fact that you feel okay to exercises your cisprivilege by imprisoning my name in transphobic sneer quotes means that I’ll reserve the right to do the same to you).

Kuz this is all about equality, right? And, yup, shock horror minorities are waking up and realising how much we’ve been conned by the bourgeouis libertarian counter-revolutionaries, too.

Thanks for letting me know what you’re really like despite the favourable ‘oh i’m sooo beautiful) image of yourself that you try to create on the internet – at least one of us now knows what lies underneath. But yeah, you’re a hit with Rogerboy, eh and that piss artist ‘i’m not a Nazi but…’ friend of his.

Ps. I’m not from “England” and I’m not “English”. Yet another bigoted, fuckwitted, US culturally imperialistic assumption!

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