CAUTION TO PEOPLES ON TROLL MENACE AT HALLOWEENS! VIGILANCE IMPORTANT.

BEWARE! BEWARE! TAKE CARE!

BEWARE OF LITTLE GREEN TROLL WHO SHITS ON YOUR BLOGPOST! THEY SNEAK ACROSS TEH INTERNETZ STEALTHILY BY DISGUISE BEING UNWANTED BANISHED FROM BLOG TO BLOG LIKE THE SNAKE IN GRASS.

HUMAN REFUSE. (*EMINENT MINNESOTIAN PROFESSOR Z P MYEROVSKI HAS SCIENTIFIC PROVEN FROM METHOD THAT TROLL IS, IN ACTUARIUM, A WEAKLING POULTRY DISEASED BACTERIUM).

BUT THIS PITY ME POVERTY IS A MERE FACADE KOMERADES! FOR THEY CONTROL EVERYTHING: THE BANKS THE YANKYWALL-STREET CROWD THE HOLYWOODS MOVIEKINO PAPERS BIG BUSINESS EXTORTIONATE RISING PRICE OF UKRAINIAN VODKA POTATO AND START ALL THE BLOGWARS IN BLOGOSPHERE EVER.

EVERYTHINGS!!!

GRASPING CLAW HAND OF INTERNATIONAL TROLL CREEPS EVERYWHERES AS THEY AVARISCIOUSLY RUB IT TOGETHER IN GLEES!!!! YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE THEY WILL STRIKE NEXT…………

THEY WAIT UNTIL AFTER DARK THEN THEY SNATCH ALL THE BLOG BRAINCHILDS AND THE CRUEL SCHWEINEN TURN THESE PURE INNOCENTS INTO TROLLS AND ARE POISONING THE WELLS OF OUR GLORIOUS CYBERLAND WITH THEIR PERVERSE CORRUPTIONS! IN ONE TRAGIC CASE FOLLOWING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH DEGENERATE TROLL MET OVER INTERNETZ, INFECTED 16-YEAR-OLD PEASANT VIRGIN GIRL IN ZMBENSK-GERMANIA GAVE BIRTH TO A BOY – RORSCHACH THE FOOL – WITH THE HEAD OF AN ASS.

YES FRIENDS, THEY ARE BARBARIAN INVADERS WHO COME TO CAUSE MAYHEM FOR THEY CANNOT REST UNTIL THEY HAVE DRUNK BLOOD OF PURE WORKER ATHEIST! YOUR DEATH IS THEIR LIFE FOR THEY CAN ONLY SURVIVE BY FEEDING ON THE BLOOD THEY SUCK FROM YOU ATHEIST WORKER KOMERADE.

BANDITS!

RISE UP AND ONWARD ATHEIST SOLDIERS: FOLLOWING RECENT POLITICAL REFORMS WE ARE STAKEHOLDER SOCIETY AND VERMINS MUST BE LIQUIDATE.

NOW! NOW! NOW!

KILL KILL KILL THE TROLLS!

KILL THEMS. BURN THEM. STOMP THEM. PULVERIZE THEM!!! THROW THEM DOWN WELL! GRIND THEM INTO DUST AND USE THEM AS FERTILIZER FOR TRACTOR IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT’S RATIONAL AND ENLIGHTENED AND HOLY BY WILL OF OUR GLORIOUS BLEADER!!!

OH, AND THEN WE HAVE BIG HALLOWEENS PARTEI WHERE WE MAKE THE HAPPYFACE AS WE EAT BREAD NOURISHED FROM EGO.

*EXTRAORDINARY CIRCULAR FROM OFFICE OF PROPAGANDA MINISTER OF INTERIUMS, BENIFICIENT PEOPLES REPUBLIK OF PHARYNGULA ON BEHALF OF HIS MOST SERENE EXCELLENCY IN HIS INFINITE WISDOMS BLAH BLAH DE FRACKING BLAH BLAH………..

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